Still pissed you paid to see Sex & The City 2?
Well obviously you're an idiot for thinking it was worth $12 in the first place.
Still, you may take pleasure in knowing today it was nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award -- or Razzie -- for worst picture of the year.
Joining SJP & Co. in the Worst Picture category are the Jennifer Aniston-Gerard Butler romcom the Bounty Hunter, the Last Airbender, Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Vampires Suck.
Indeed, tweens may love them, but vampires didn't fare so well when it came to the Razzies. Twilight's Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are both nominated for worst actor, while Kristen Stewart's got a nod for worst actress. Keep biting that lip, dear.
In fact, the worst actress category seems to have accurately pinpointed most of the actresses whose movies I refuse to see out of principle. Joining Stewart are Jennifer Aniston, Miley Cyrus, Megan Fox and the entire cast of Sex & The City 2.
Though maybe accrurate, the Razzies aren't much for diversity. In the worst screen couple/worst screen ensemble category the nominees are Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler, Josh Brolin's Face and Megan Fox's Accent (Jonah Hex), and the entire casts of the Last Airbender, Sex & City 2 and Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
Okay, I've got to ask. Does anyone know what the hell the Last Airbender is?!
Click inside for a full list of nominees.
WORST PICTURE
The Bounty Hunter
The Last Airbender
Sex and the City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck
WORST ACTOR
Jack Black / Gulliver’s Travels
Gerard Butler /The Bounty Hunter
Ashton Kutcher / Killers and Valentine’s Day
Taylor Lautner / Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Valentine’s Day
Robert Pattinson / Remember Me and Twilight Saga: Eclipse
WORST ACTRESS
Jennifer Aniston / The Bounty Hunter and The Switch
Mylie Cyrus / The Last Song
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon / Sex & the City 2
Megan Fox / Jonah Hex
Kristen Stewart / Twilight Saga: Eclipse
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jessica Alba / The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day
Cher / Burlesque
Liza Minnelli / Sex & the City 2
Nicola Peltz / The Last Airbender
Barbra Streisand / Little Fockers
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Billy Ray Cyrus / The Spy Next Door
George Lopez / Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door and Valentine’s Day
Dev Patel / The Last Airbender
Jackson Rathbone / The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Rob Schneider / Grown Ups
WORST EYE-GOUGING MIS-USE Of 3-D
Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
Nutcracker 3-D
Saw 3-D (aka Saw VII)
WORST SCREEN COUPLE / WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler / The Bounty Hunter
Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Accent / Jonah Hex
The Entire Cast of The Last Airbender
The Entire Cast of Sex & The City 2
The Entire Cast of Twilight Saga: Eclipse
WORST DIRECTOR
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer / Vampires Suck
Michael Patrick King / Sex & The City 2
M. Night Shyamalan / The Last Airbender
David Slade / Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Sylvester Stallone / The Expendables
WORST SCREENPLAY
The Last Airbender, Written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series created by Michael Dante DiMartino and Brian Konietzko
Little Fockers, Written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, based on Characters Created by Greg Glenna & Mary Roth Clarke
Sex & the City 2, Written by Michael Patrick King, Based on the TV Series Created by Darren Star
Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, Based on the Novel by Stephenie Meyer
Vampires Suck, Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Clash Of The Titans
The Last Airbender
Sex & The City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck