Meth addict turned mom Jodie Sweetin introduces the world to her second-born daughter Beatrix Carlin Coyle in the current issue of People.
She's probably pissed she didn't get the cover this time around, but what's a former Full House star to do?
Baby Bea, now three-months-old, was named after her dad Morty Coyle's favourite band the Beatles, and comedian George Carlin.
No love for Dave Coulier? Cut. It. Out.
Beatrix is Sweetin's second child with her second baby dady. Her first-born Zoie, who she conceived with ex-husband Cody Herpin, is now two and a half.
I have to say, it does appear Sweetin traded up with her current man. Coyle is a musician and DJ, appears better groomed and doesn't have those creepy creepy eyes Herpin does.
One more pic of Jodie and Beatrix inside.