SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman
Had a sex dream/shitting in public nightmare last night. So in that way I guess I've been pretty busy
SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman
Today I showered, shaved my legs, got dressed, and sat in a chair.#imthinking
SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman
How about being our best selves w people we DON'T want anything from? Is that so far out?
SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman
I'm starting a campaign called Naps for Jesus. So basically every time I take a nap, it'll be for Jesus. #napsforjesus
SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman
This constant masturbation is losing it's sheen.