I love a man in a suit. I also love a man in less than a suit.
But when a man gets too creative with his ensemble, things can go horribly awry.
Case in point: what the eff were Adam Levine and Ricky Martin trying to pull at last night's Grammy Awards?
Both are attractive men. Both have the ability to rock a suit to the degree that I'd want to rip it off them.
Instead, they showed up like that.
I can't quite tell if Adam's pants are shortly cropped, tucked into his boots or a combination of both. But combined with that baggy tshirt and bland blazer, the look's a whole world of no.
Martin, meanwhile, decided that since he's finally out and proud as a fortunate homosexual, his pants should reflect that. Literally. He wore tight shiny silver pants.
This is not 1997, and you are not a Spice Girl, so this is not allowed, Ricky Martin.
Let's cleanse our eyes with a look at Matthew Morrison in a perfectly acceptable shirt, tie and blazer.
Phew, much better.