Lady Gaga opened last night's VMAs with a monologue and musical performance as male alter-ego Jo Calderone.
If you want to catch the performance, click here.
Or, if you want to save yourself five minutes, I can tell you the best parts of the performance were cutaways to famous audience member reactions. Namely...
Britney Spears:
Adele:
and Justin Bieber:
You're welcome.