"Don't let your kids kill your sexy sassy essence."
Oh now look at that James Van Der Beek, running with a good thing while he's got the internet's attention.
Following his Vandermemes video earlier this week, the Beek has released two more Funny Or Die videos.
In one, above, Jimmy models DILF khakis, celebrating the fact that he's a dad as well as an arguable level of sexy.
I mean yeah, if he'd agree to stop talking, I'd do Daddy Dawson.
In the other vid, he tries to counter the effect of his do-gooder Dawson Leery character by offering boyfriends an asshole for hire.
Click inside for that one!
"I'll take a shit in your aquarium too."